jessica alba 

the Hottest woman alive

Jessica alba is byfar the most hot woman alive

jessica alba by JPaCh January 20, 2006

jessica alba 

The girl that most men hope and dream for. Can sell movies due to her good looks and hot body
(If u wanna see her as close to naked as she has been see into the blue)

Also a thing that men say to each other when they are trying to pick up.

Todd: I heard that into the blue wasn't that good.
Allan:Who cares, Jessica Alba is in a bikini for the whole movie
Todd:i'd pay to see that

Bill: That chick is checking you out.. and she's pretty fair
Matt: yeh but she ain't no Jessica Alba

jessica alba by Allan S December 28, 2005

dirty alba 

A dirty alba is when one steals a cadaver and then penetrates it anally with a vibrator so that it reanimates and one can pretend it is a living human being

damn i ran into daniel at the morgue... he's actively pulling a dirty alba. do not disturb.

dirty alba by tuberculosis. April 18, 2022

Laura De Alba 

-A gorgeous Girl
- Usually talkitive when you get to know her but shy at First
- Picky, but all the Cutess guys like her
-Everyon likes her and likes to be her friend
- Loved by many
-Amazing in bed & a skilled Kisser
- Very intelligent, & kind but dont mess with her because she knows how to defend herself!
- amazing personality ,very lovable

"that girl is Gorgeous !, her name Must be Laura De alba."

Laura De Alba by shooshyy97 November 30, 2011

Jessica Alba 

A B-List Hollywood actress who spends 60% of her time frying on the beach; 20% of her time walking around with an "I'm too good for everyone else" expression while paparazzi snap away; and the remaining 20% on deciding what new flip flops to buy to add to her collection of 500.

I'm Jessica Alba, I can get away with being a total bitch off camera b/c I'm like totally the hottest thing ever to have ever graced the earth...

Jessica Alba by Van De Brink April 12, 2007

jessica alba 

An overly paid so-called actress who's good looks overcompensates for her mediocre (hmmm....that's putting it mildly) acting skills. Someone with absolutely no other talent besides looking good.

Have you seen Jessica Alba's new movie? Her performance was like watching a train wreck.

jessica alba by Sunshine81 December 30, 2007

Jessica Alba 

A beautiful woman who sucks at acting. She has looks, but lacks talent, which ultimately, is not a good thing. Unfortunately, as soon as her looks begin to fade, Hollywood won't even hesitate to toss her into the dumpster.

Boy: Jessica Alba is sooooo hot!
Me: Yeah, I guess she's pretty, but unfortunately, that's all she really has. She possesses absolutely no acting talent. I think she'd be better as a model.

Jessica Alba by the.marionette March 4, 2008