HMD 

Hold My Dick. Used when the environment is not ideal for this type of language.

Guy1: wah wah wah nag nag nag

guy 2: BRO! HMD!

HMD by wbernard731 March 2, 2010

HMD 

Hold my d*ck. I have no idea why this phrase is used or why you would need to bring this up in a sentance, but that's what it means. Hold my d*ck.

I'll be right back. HMD!

(I literally had no other sentance to come up with for this phrase.)

HMD by Liv Defines July 11, 2016

HMD 

Hold My Dick. Best used when you did something so amazing like running for 67 yards and breaking 8 tackles to score a touchdown.

Guy 1:OH DUDE DID YOU SEE THAT RUN MADE BY MARSHAWN LYNCH?

Guy 2: YEA DUDE WHEN HE SCORED HE WAS ALL LIKE HMD!

HMD by CurryMan69 September 29, 2011

Hmd 

Hold My Dick

"He goes for the Hail Mary.....he throws.....the catch! OH SHIT TOUCHDOWN!! HMD!!!!!!!"

Hmd by Octizzle January 10, 2012

hmd 

hmd is short for Alhamdulailah which is used to express gratitude to God in any given situation. If a muslim says hmd it means Alhamdulailah.

A: How was your day?

B: My day was good hmd :)

hmd by Mazaz May 1, 2022

HMD 

acronym for Hold My Dick. Used to express great achievement(s).

Beating someone in Guitar Hero by one point. HMD

Comparing Girlfriend's bra sizes.

Dirk Nowitzki v LBJ. Dirk to LBJ-"HMD"

HMD by DiLo n Chris June 20, 2011

HMD 

Short for "Happy Mother's Day".

Do you have kids?
Yes, I do.
Well HMD!

HMD by pinkychi May 30, 2010