mouse it 

Like when you are banging a whore and she is too loud. She must, in turn, 'mouse it'. This is too be sung to the tune of 'Bounce It' by Juicy J.

Juicy J- Ay Keisha you're gonna need to mouse it, bitch don't even say nuthin about it"

Keisha- "Fuck u Juice"

mouse it by Ronaldjohnson December 9, 2013

You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

A saying used when you’re trying to disguise one thing as another, and it’s blatantly incomparable.

Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln. by Beigepuppy01 June 14, 2025

It's raining mouse and rats 

This word means "it's lightly sprinkling" but for people who want to be fun with it!

OMG it's raining mouse and rats!!

It's raining mouse and rats by mateothecoolestandbest December 4, 2024

mickey mouse (not mickey mouse its my classmate) 

moans all the time why dont u kys mickey mouse

Person 1: Hey mickey mouse (not mickey mouse its my classmate)!
mickey mouse (not mickey mouse its my classmate): moans
Person 1: kys

mickey mouse (not mickey mouse its my classmate) by mkunga May 4, 2023

I'll Do It Moose 

pretty much the oppisite of nose goes except you put your hands on your head and make them look like moose antlers

Person 1: Who wants to take the groceries in?
Person 2:...
Person 3:...
Person 1: I'll give five bucks.
Person 3: *Makes moose Antlers* I'll Do It Moose
Person 2: Dammit

I'll Do It Moose by Axel Tristen March 9, 2010

it's all about the moose

"It's all about the moose" basically means that it's all about the logo/ brand and NOTHING else. The moose is the logo for Abercrombie. If it weren't for the moose, no one would give a shit. The moose is all that counts.

Girl #1: Hey did you get anything when you went shopping yesterday?

Girl #2: Yeah man, this shirt..

Girl #1: Oh..

Girl #2: Do you think it's ugly or something?

Girl #1: No offense... I don't like it at all.

..............

WAIT! is that a MOOSE i see?

Girl #2: Yeah dude, it's from Abercrombie.

Girl #1: OMG! I love your shirt! It's SO pretty!

Girl #2: Lol, it's ALL about the moose!

it's all about the moose by runchi December 9, 2008

mouseitis 

The condition resulting from using a mouse for so long, so often that your fingers and hand become numb, sore and even raw.

Awww, man, I've got mouseitis so bad I can barely do anything else with my right hand anymore.

mouseitis by Crazy Mazy December 5, 2013