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A type of ignorance where a person refuses to see the truth because they are so invested in the lie. Usually a result of brainwashing by mainstream news media combined with a lust for power. Inspired by lead prosececutor Ken Kratz from the Making a Murderer documentary on Netflix.
Be careful! Blind ambition can make you kratzy!
kratzy by Joepiphany April 6, 2016
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Krotz kronz Krot krotec krottle kroz Klotz kootz kotze Kratz
Full of sweaty shit, in part because the individual is devoid of basic humanity and therefore lacks any semblance of compassion or reason.
That *kratzy* bastard had the nerve to put Brendan Dassey in jail for almost his entire adult life after admitting that only Steven Avery killed Teresa Halbach.
kratzy by Fapping in the dark June 18, 2016

kritzoid 

The NBA is made primarily for kritzoids.
kritzoid by white knight33 January 2, 2012

Kratzer Effect 

The Kratzer Effect is a phenomenon that occurs when a contradictory inquiry truly has no solution
"If you put ice in coffee, when you drink it will it be cold or hot?"
"Well, the ice makes it cold. But, the coffee is already hot. The Kratzer Effect strikes again."
Kratzer Effect by E. Kratzer March 28, 2023
The type of guy to tell you about what he does in exclusively terms that someone who does his job should understand, then expects you to be at his skill. All-out attacker, two wing looper, and smasher. Always read the pipette around a Krotec.
My teacher never explains anything. He's a real Krotec.

Next time I don't read the pipette Krotec will fuck me in the ass.
Krotec by pingpongplayer69 March 28, 2017

Kratzurbation 

To fap vigorously onto a chair belonging to a MILF teacher.

This act must be done with a minor to be known truly as kratzurbation.
Hey, would you like to go Kratzurbate on that chair upstairs?

Yes, I do enjoy Kratzurbation.
Kratzurbation by Lolocaust6969 March 18, 2010