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The release of gas pressure from the lower half before peeing by a female. Cross between a fart and a queef.
Which is it? A feaf.
Other versions: Feafed, Feafing, etc.
Sally: Was that a fart?
Jane: Not sure..I think it was a feaf
Feaf by EmilyCamille December 26, 2007
Related Words
feaf feafda feaft
A slang term for a terrified dental hygenist.
Oi! My doc is a feaf, i have steel chompers!
feaf by Cheesebadger January 8, 2005
The feeling of defeat in the workplace after trying to change nonsensical practices.
A number of us are approaching feafda with the new software implemented a few months ago.
feafda by katquatch November 2, 2017
fear of feet (whether it be physical or purely metaphorical in terms of substance (say, you can even say feaft if you are afraid of heights (therefore ft) or even genuine heights of people (still ft)

the "ea" in the expression may also alude to a certain company that plagiarizes, therefore the meaning may also symbolize plagiarism- it's a two-tone expression.
Person A: A-a-a feaft of reason and a flow of soul!

Person B: Dude, you're not even that high up.

Person A: I know, but I still see your feet!
feaft by gratersenpai February 1, 2022

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026