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The release of gas pressure from the lower half before peeing by a female. Cross between a fart and a queef.
Which is it? A feaf.
Other versions: Feafed, Feafing, etc.
Sally: Was that a fart?
Jane: Not sure..I think it was a feaf
Feaf by EmilyCamille December 26, 2007
Related Words
feaf feafda feaft
A slang term for a terrified dental hygenist.
Oi! My doc is a feaf, i have steel chompers!
feaf by Cheesebadger January 8, 2005
The feeling of defeat in the workplace after trying to change nonsensical practices.
A number of us are approaching feafda with the new software implemented a few months ago.
feafda by katquatch November 2, 2017
fear of feet (whether it be physical or purely metaphorical in terms of substance (say, you can even say feaft if you are afraid of heights (therefore ft) or even genuine heights of people (still ft)

the "ea" in the expression may also alude to a certain company that plagiarizes, therefore the meaning may also symbolize plagiarism- it's a two-tone expression.
Person A: A-a-a feaft of reason and a flow of soul!

Person B: Dude, you're not even that high up.

Person A: I know, but I still see your feet!
feaft by gratersenpai February 1, 2022

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026