Bootystracted

The act of being distracted because you were looking at a girl's ass.

Angelo: Oh shit dude, look at the ride passing by
Memo: What ride?
Angelo: I can't believe you got Bootystracted, the Mustang was bad ass.
Memo: You can't miss a good ass tho.

Bootystracted by angelo4chris June 1, 2016

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Boobstracted

*Having a hard time as a male to look a woman in the eyes because of her distracting front torso
*Having a hard time as a male to focus on ANYTHING because of a distracting female torso in sight

I didn't noticed the yellow car, because I was boobstracted by Caroline. Sorry, you were saying? I was totally boobstracted, apologies.

Boobstracted by GermanMuffin January 14, 2015

Word of the Day on May 26, 2016

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Bootystracted • Boobstracted • bootystract

Boobstracted

What happens when the sight of a nice pair of boobs passing by causes one to be distracted from whatever they were doing.

"So I was on my way to the ...." (nice boobs walk by) ... "What was I talking about? Sorry, I was boobstracted."

Boobstracted by Urban Misanthrope July 14, 2017

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bootystract

When a chick distracts a strong independent man or a woman with their thick bubblicious booty

Damn, She bootystracting me harddd

bootystract by ThatBlackDude420/6969 May 30, 2016

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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