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Trunched 

There are many words for drinking copious alcohol, this is one of them
“Oh hey mom im heading aggieville to get trunched after finals”
Trunched by Rey Keen December 14, 2017

love truncheon 

He had a love truncheon the size of a donkey.
Q. How could someone with a bonce like yours get to root her?
A. Once I unleashed the love truncheon she knew she couldn't resist.
love truncheon by Coitdog October 21, 2005

a beating from the love truncheon 

to slap a woman roughly in the face with your penis. Works better with a massive penis.
Davidson quite regularly takes a beating from the love truncheon.
a fun way to say drunk asf. if someone is tronched, you can also say they are “tronchville” or the “mayor of tronchville”
Frat dude: “bro you were so tronched last night

Other frat dude: “ik i was so in tronchville”
Tronched by sigma ligma September 15, 2023

Composite Truncheon 

A truncheon made from a composite materials or an erection.
Wood is a composite material.
I said to the girl in the bar the other night, have you seen my composite truncheon? She looked at me, and I said cos I've got wood!

I swear that smokin chick was checking out my composite truncheon!

Truncheon 

A gentlemen's erect love muscle
Gary teased Sharon with his twitching truncheon before slipping it in, much to Sharons delight
Truncheon by Brucey Big Bonus August 30, 2012