tumblecunt 

A term used to substitute insults such as dickhead or asshole.

Quit being such a tumblecunt and answer me!

tumblecunt by Justtrickky May 17, 2016

turtlecunt 

Another name for Senate Majority Leader, Mitch McConnell

That turtlecunt sucks White House D ERRDAY.

turtlecunt by Power Queef August 23, 2018

Bumblecunt

Boris Johnson, a complete & utter bumbling lying cunt.

A name for anyone that just waffles utter shite.

Anytime Boris Johnson appears publicly to speak with his usual waffle & bollocks...
"Ah look, its Bumblecunt giving a speech"

"what the fuck Bumblecunt talking about?

Bumblecunt by Wilderman69 December 9, 2021

stumblecunt 

A young woman who stays drunk constantly, to the point of not being able to walk straight.

Lindsay Lohan was drunk in public again. What a complete stumblecunt.

stumblecunt by youradvicehere May 20, 2009

Turtlecunt 

Someone who is weak and sucks the dick a lot and is not as good as Jaguar Paw

"How did you not catch that, you turtlecunt!"

Turtlecunt by Sweiss July 12, 2007

tumblhunt 

the tumblr equivalent of facebook stalking.

i was tumblhunting kathy the other day! i think her posts are about me!

tumblhunt by fryington August 12, 2011

tumblejunk

Physically damaged scrotum and/or penis owing to self-induced acceleration and deceleration injuries, generally repetitive.

I have acute tumblejunk from an ill-advised jockless marathon Zoomba sesh.

tumblejunk by LandSailer October 12, 2012