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Rockland rickshaw 

The act of a dude in the bottom of a Home Depot shopping cart hidden under store items, gives a blow job through the cart slats to the dude who pushes the carriage and pretends to shop.
Mars Man covered a random homeless man with tile, insulation, and a case of Round Up while he leisurely enjoyed a Rockland rickshaw.
Rockland rickshaw by Papa Wheelie October 3, 2012

North Rockland High School 

A fucking disgusting place that should not exist. Shit food. Shit staff. Shit students. And of course, shit teachers. At first I loved this school, really! But now its just filled with Thot Freshmen, Nicotine Addict Sophomores, Stressed Juniors, and Stoner Seniors. Not to mention the food. Holy shit. 4/5ths of the food isn't food. The students all have fake New York accents. For ex. Why don't you talk normal. NY Accent: Why don you toke normal. Freshmen and Juniors tend to think they are affiliated with the gang, Crips. Anyone with a lunch period does not eat lunch, but they go to the dugouts to smoke by the pound. Mostly spending the rest of their day, high. Seniors tend to shove Freshmen in lockers and Sophomores do most of the shoving, from their experience and traumatization of being bullied from last year. Even though this school is shit, everyone still loves to rep it and act like it's a better school than any others in the county. Please, don't post this on your story.
*Walks inside North Rockland High School*

Sophommores: DEADASS, BEFORE I HIT THIS JUUL, WE GOTTA WEAR ALL BLUE TO REP, CRIP SHIT GDF FOR LIFE MY NIGGA.
Freshman: FUCKING TREESHA.

Rockband 

Popular music video game. You can buy up to four game controllers for this game including a bass, a drum set, a guitar and a microphone. The game is funnest when you have four players and like that you have the actual rock band feel. The game is similar to Guitar hero but the difference is you can have a drummer, bassist, and a singer.
My friends like playing Rockband instead of forming their own real rock band.
Rockband by YourMomOnFour June 18, 2008

rockland 

A suburban county north of NYC. It's no more upstate then Westchester yet people feel the need to bash it as a "wasteland" near Albany in a futile attempt to make their own hometown feel important. Unlike surrounding areas, the people of Rockland are not arrogant and condescending.
I can hop on the Palisades and get to Midtown in 30 minutes from Orangetown, a lot closer than many of you Rockland-bashers from Westchester and LI.
rockland by anon July 6, 2004

rockland 

All of these people who call Rockland "upstate nowheresville" and Westchester "hip and bustling" downstate have obviously never been to Rockland. They have just driven through it on the NYS Thruway and pass it off as something it really isn't without actually seeing it. It's culturally no different from the other suburbs, and its no farther away from NYC, so stop badmouthing before you've actually seen it. In addition, Rockland's median household income in 2003 was higher than that of Westchester, Nassau, or Suffolk (7th in the nation), so calling it 2nd class is wrong.
"Hmm let's see I live in Tarrytown, which is in awesome downstate NY. But that Nyack place which is 3 miles due west from here and the same distance from NYC as me is wayyyy upstate. I think it's right next to Canada"
-Doesn't make sense
rockland by ckor July 13, 2004

Rockland 

One of the few places left with only a few starbucks locations.
"Wow, I'm surprised. I haven't seen a Starbucks in a long time."
Rockland by Arex-kun December 25, 2004