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A teeny tiny penis the size of a little baby, a wee wee that should cause shame and total humiliation to any boy who has one
Tommy was pantsed at the public pool, and all the boys and girls saw his little peenie! All Tommy could do was cover his dinky with his hands as everyone pointed and laughed at him.
peenie by Cody Langley March 4, 2009
Small penis that in its erect condition is no longer than the average size flaccid penis (3-5 inches).
Have you heard about Jay? He's got a little four inch peenie LOL
peenie by gwm49103 June 30, 2009
A mother's juvenille term for the word "Penis"
Boy, Alex sure does have a small peenie!
Peenie by LCH22 September 12, 2007
Peenie Is the word for a very tiny penis. One that you would say is 'cute' and people make jokes about it being microscopic.
Have you seen Alex's peenie? No because it's so small.
Peenie by Peenieluva May 24, 2016
A peenie is another name for a peanut butter sandwich. my grandma says so.
"hey i just made a fresh peenie, did you want crunchy or smooth?"
Peenie by peenielover May 31, 2020
Peenie a a dog, often found in the wild, who likes cookies and steak. They are mostly female and are categorized as “mutts”. Most Peenies also have CDD, or canine dysfunctional disorder.
Ugh my peenie will not come outside, she just wants to come inside. She keep going in and out though, so maybe she’ll go inside at one point.
Peenie by anonymous June 13, 2022