poouke 

when someone tells you something so vile you poop and puke simultaneously in a fit of rage

"Hey Brian the apple event is starting!"

Brian: "Oh god I just poouked."

poouke by Grumpy Dinosaur September 10, 2013

Poouke 

When you poop and puke at the same time.

I need the toliet and the garbage, because i need to poouke.

Poouke by Jennayjenn August 23, 2016

Poukens 

1.THE best basketball player that the YMCA has ever seen
2. The rarely seen caveman of the Rocky Mountains

Kobe: Yo Poukens, you wanna go play some B-Ball?
Poukens: I don't know if you can keep up with me, I average about 60 points a game

Poukens by ThunderFromDownUnder October 18, 2008

Pookeepsie 

pookeepsie poo-keep-see v.t. a word used to describe the willful act of self constipation, usually due to time constraints or unsanitary environments.

"Oh gosh, guess I need to pull a pookeepsie, I'm so late for work."

Pookeepsie by Russ Putnam (WiiTodd) December 25, 2008

Pooker 

A sweet and kickass game; a cross between snooker and pool. There are 15 red balls, 1 black ball and a bunch of rules that are pointless. It is played with a mop handle. Yeah, that's right, a mop handle.

Hey, homeboy, do you wanna go play some pooker? No, it's a game, not a sexual act.

Pooker by Drew and Chris Peacock March 16, 2009

Poocket 

Poocket means "pocket" or "close friend."
You use the word in two ways.
Example: "Do you have a poocket?"
Is to ask if someone has a pocket.
"What's up, Poocket?"
Is to use to call someone a close friend.

"Hey, Poocket. Mall tomorrow?"
"Haha, okay."

Poocket by HNST May 10, 2015

Pookersnatch 

A swear word made up by "DNA" that is OK to use in front of children because of its hidden meaning. It can portray any emotion. Originally based off of Lady GaGa's Pokerface along with the thought of her unknown genitals. In short use it when describing something unusual or something your not sure about in a situation when you need to swear. Usually preceeded by the word "ah".

"Damn dude, what the hell is that?"
"Ah pookersnatch it is so weird lookin."

"Are you ok? Did you break your leg?"
"Ah pookersnatch man, I don't know but its hella hurts!"

"Wow, that girl is drinnin!"
"She is probably taking a steriod, athletes are always doing that kind of pookersnatchin thing."

Pookersnatch by Anhalt November 23, 2009