Eugene is a cringeworthy male individual that will occasionally molest your mind with his behaviour and is typically seen munching crayons and eating candles.
A person who can be described as a dumbass, or a herb. The kind of person who will go up to a deranged Ranger fan, with the knowledge that fan is deranged and say F**K The Rangers.
He the gets hit in the nuts many times, and body checked over car hoods by that one deranged Ranger fan.