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tender lumplings 

Small, innocent children that have to be informed of the world.
Tender lumplings everywhere, life's no fun without a good scare...
(Gerund): sitting around not making good use of the oxygen you are breathing. Generally accompanied by mindless viewing of the glowing picture box and intermittent loss of consciousness.
After the football game, we enjoyed lumping on the couch.
lumping by Lampy September 16, 2005
To lie on/under/entangled with your other half, usu.in bed, in a non sexual and entirely lazy way (although lumping can of course lead to sexual activity; however, it is usually engaged in after sex or when the couple are extremely tired/hungover/on a comedown.)

Lumping can be done by oneself on objects other than a person for example cushions/floor, but research has shown it is most comfortable when done on another person.
I'd rather be at home lumping on you.
lumping by Ms N August 3, 2009
one of the dumbest dances ever invented by DeAndre Atkinson and Robert Rios. The dance is simple, whils the musics playing all you do is, rapidly punch and kick the air whils jumping around. thats all
Damm, the dance Lumping is the bombb.
Lumping by Brodiee D May 28, 2010

frog lumping 

Origionating in urban america circa 2004, this verb is used to describe any activity which cannot otherwise be described using the english language.
when witnessing something that isn't permissible, but can't be pinned down to a single term: "don't you be frog lumping man"