Idiom verb To have a bowel movement in an
inappropriate location.
Origin: the term originates with pretend-journalist Chuck C. Johnson, known primarily for (1) threatening to sue people for libel, (2) being accused of shitting
on the floor, (3) threatening to sue people for libel for referring to him shitting
on the floor.
"Taco Bell?"
"No way, man. I'm working a shift tonight and
I don't want to sue for libel in the breakroom."
"Dude, call that hot girl from the club!"
"I can't. I got really drunk and when we went back to her place I sued for libel all over her
leather couch!"
"Man, you should really consider seeking medical
attention about that."