one who abuses alcohol; spends lots of time planning when and where to get the next drink; denies drinking; drinks alone; needs a drink to face a stressful situation or an uplifting moment
alkie poo person:"i'm so hungover"
friend:"heavy night?"
alkiepooperson:"definatly...oh christ, i need to alkiepoo"
friend:"now??"
alkiepooperson:"yeah, theres no keeping this in"
*5 minutes later, after loo break*
alkiepooperson:"omg, i feel so not hungover anymore!"