Alkietraz 

1. Ending up in the slammer after a heavy night out.

2. A "mash-up" of Alcohol and Alcatraz

John: Dudes, where's Paulie?
Joe: No idea, but that was one hell of a night last night!
Jim: How many shots did we each do again?
*phone rings, John picks up*
John: Paulie?! Where are you!?!?! Oh shit, yeah - course we'll come and pick you up. Nah, we won't tell your mum
*hangs up*
Jim: Was that Paulie? Where is he?
John: Oh he's in Alkietraz. Apparently he was mooning people on the High Street so the cops took him in for the night
Joe: Not cool. Not cool.

Alkietraz by muthecow January 18, 2010

Alkhiatraz

A niche Stan Twitter word, it is an imaginary place in pop culture where irrelevant celebrities and singers (also called khias) are presumably locked in. Based from the Alcatraz prison, it can be considered a worse form of the khia asylum.

The way Ava Max makes no noise with her recent album announcements? She's literally in the alkhiatraz...

Alkhiatraz by repufolklore May 2, 2025