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Hagenitals

The politically correct version of happiness according to GradeAUnderA.
As you need to say penis to say happiness, which is apparently too restricted to males, we now have to say it as "hagenitals".
"...And if we do that, the world will truly know hagenitals."

hygienically challenged 

a person who is unable to maintain proper hygene.
Audra: "Wow Brandon, you really need to take a bath"
Brandon: " But Audra, it's only been 4 days!"
Audra: "That is not acceptable, take a bath. You are starting to make me believe that you are hygienically challenged."

Higenial 

Having genie-like powers when yo are high on marijuana.
"Dude, last night we took it to a whole new level. I was getting all higenial."
Higenial by Bon son July 31, 2009

Hylerical 

Combination of Hysterical and Hilarious. To describe something that is too funny for words
Joe tripping over his big feet was hylerical to see.
Hylerical by Lish July 22, 2008

hygienical 

the act of becoming clean and presentable. can apply to people or things.
"i am going to go get all hygienical for my date with alissa- i hear she puts out!"

"no- you can't come over- my house is NOT hygienical right now"
hygienical by sassy May 23, 2005

hygenital toothpaste 

hygienic toothpaste for your genitals
Girl: Have you seen Max's genitals?
Girl: No, why?
Girl: they are so clean.
Girl: Probably because he used Hygenital Toothpaste