bologna 

Meaning bull shit. If someone is telling you something that sounds completely unbelievable or made up it is balogna.

You: i have a 13 inch cock!
Friend: That's bologna, i've seen your 3 incher!!!

bologna by Shannon Elizabeth August 24, 2005

bologna 

cheap substitute of lunch meat consisting of the flesh of dead old people taken from nursing homes.

Why is it called the Oscar Mayer Old Folks Home?

bologna by Timmy Valentine July 8, 2004

Bologna 

A downgrade from Ham.

I be goin Ham shawty, upgrade from Bologna

Bologna by HAMmasterrr June 19, 2011

Bologna 

Once commonly used as the filling of a sandwich, this meat, partially comprised of filler and hoof, is today the hottest party accessory. Across the country, socialites blow between .5-1 gram of cocaine, then strip to their underwear, and cover themselves with bologna. They wear "meat masks" made of bologna with eye holes cut into them for optimal visibility. Some hot celebs who have been photographed having cocaine-fueled bologna parties: Eva Longoria, Tom Cruise, Richard Gere, Gwyneth Paltrow.

Ben: "Hey, we need three pounds of bologna...I have a couple spicgooks coming over for a coke-fueled meat party tonight!"
Tom: "Oh they're coming?! Holy Niggadick! I'll go pick up the bologna and an eight-ball!"

Bologna by Frank Giuffrida November 29, 2006

bologna 

Lunch meat made from the other lunch meat that fell on the floor.

also see: Potted meat

bologna by Nick December 4, 2004

bologna 

Replacement word for the profanity "bullshit", used by vintage lifestylists to make fun of the old censorship laws. Refers to lying or exagerating.

What a bunch of bologna. You don't believe that, do you?

bologna by $ally August 5, 2007

Bologna 

Lunch meat to masturbate with if heated in the microwave for 15 seconds

Guy 1: Got any Bologna

Guy 2: Yeah why?

Guy1: I gotta go to the bathroom

Bologna by ACT4Life4real October 12, 2011