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Hey Philip stop with the questions you big nosed qwarf
qwarf by Bob Carolgeees November 23, 2016
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Gooch quarf 

When a man farts from his gooch.
Dude, Jimmys dad totally had a massive gooch quarf at the dinner table last night.

Bro, did u just fart out your gooch, it fuckin smells
Gooch quarf by Poon dragon September 12, 2016

qwerfdsazxcvbnmlkjhgtyuiop 

When you are attempting to find something that isn't on the internet but then you find this. You make four letter zigzags, realizing that there were too many letters, and end up making this.
"Hey, I bet that I can make a combination of letters that isn't on the internet, let me look up qwerfdsazxcvbnmlkjhgtyuiop."
queef but from a boy, expulsion of hot steamy air from the tip of the penis. sometimes(rarely) is so powerful that it can cause a rupture inside of the foreskin.
cornelius: dude chad totally quarfed in the locker room, that quarf was so hellish that it shook me to my core.

christophorus: damn dude how you like them apples!
quarf by aimmepussyslayer March 8, 2023

qwafting 

The act of wafting a girl's qweef towards your nose, causing the girl to feel more embarrassed, showing why men are the dominate gender.
While qwafting my girlfriend's vagina fart got me kicked out of the bedroom for the night, I had accomplished my bro moment of the day.
qwafting by Sir_Master_Bates August 1, 2012
To qwark; qwarking: The act of anal-fisting oneself.
He oiled his nipples and slowly begun qwarking
qwarking by (B)hive April 24, 2011