Jesus mode

Jesus mode is the reaction (usually a sharp force that sends you in the opposite direction) experienced when one has reached the boundaries of limitation in video games.

In Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, I was on a boat going westward when I encountered the "Jesus mode", that sent me in the opposite direction. I knew then I had reached the boundaries.

Jesus mode by David31405 August 3, 2005

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Jesus mode

Basically the opposite of sicko mode. Can be used when going to a place that you have to act socially acceptable, such as church or a funeral, or if you need to do good in a presentation or test for school.

"I'm about to go Jesus mode on the test."

Jesus mode by 241Bundalo March 21, 2019

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Jesus mode • defense mode jesus • Modern Jesus • JESUSMOSES • jesus • Jesus Christ • Jesus freak • jesus h christ • Jesus Juice • jesus tits

defense mode jesus

When Jesus is threatened, he is known to go into this stance. He has much higher defense ratings, but he is much slower and vulnerable to crucifictions.

Omg Omg Omg!?!?! Is that Defense Mode Jesus?

Oh noes!!! Crucify him, and fast!

defense mode jesus by KevBrainShaft November 4, 2007

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Modern Jesus

Modern Jesus is a term used for someone who criticizes every thing someone does and thinks that everything they do is perfect.

Person 1: Are you serious you shouldn't smoke it's bad for your lungs.

Person 2: Stfu modern Jesus!

Modern Jesus by Pennella August 14, 2017

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JESUSMOSES

An expression to show shock or disgust to biblical proportions. Commonly used in extremely small towns like Centralia, IL. It must always be shouted.

JESUSMOSES!!!! that was a bad shot.

JESUSMOSES by Jaffer Merchant April 24, 2005

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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