A fictitious colonel who attempts to persuade (and extort) the listener into purchasing corn. Colonel Cornelius Cornwall makes his appearance in a video published by Slimecicle on December 5th, 2018.
A fun drunken dance where you swing your arms around and shuffle around hunched over like the chimpanzee Dr. Cornelius in the 60's movie Planet of the Apes. Dr. Cornelius was the fiance of Dr. Zira in the film.
Dude! look he's wasted, he's doing "The Cornelius"!.
Or..
Hey man, if you get ripped tonight, do "The Cornelius" for me, chicks love it!