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When one’s muscles are sexy, have nice form, or are popping out
“Damn, how does Brad get all that pussy?”
“All the girl love his toned abs.”
Toned by CrackheadHitler January 30, 2020
Adj.
1) To get boned by a Tony. Usually really, really well.

Verb
1) To bone someone when you are Tony.
1) Dude, I am so sick of my boyfriend right now. I just want to get toned by his friend.

2) My friend's girlfriend is super hot. She's about to get toned.
Toned by Betty Blackout July 14, 2011
every drug known to man, laced and smoked So you get so drugged up you die!
My buddy and I were walking down the street when a drug dealer came up to us and sold us some TONED, my buddy decided to smoke it and he died and i ran away.
TONED by LD and AD Hawk June 15, 2010
when one has smoked too much tea, they become toned instead of toned
man this earl gray is so good....i'm soooo toned
toned by tea-a-holic June 22, 2006
The physical and emotional state of mind of being both tired and stoned
Jack: Dude, you look like you need to go to sleep.
Sam: Ya, I'm so toned
Toned by Sam McGee August 12, 2006
To be: made love to, fucked, or screwed. This pertains to the literal sense as well as the proverbial sense.
Oh man...I was really drunk last night and these two guys double-toned me.

Dude, I got toned by the physics exam today.
Toned by xAfricanx October 27, 2006