fix'n

About to .

I'm fix'n to get some strange from the bar!

fix'n by S,b double d May 9, 2016

fix'n'fail 

When somebody attempts to improve or fix something but doesn't not have the ability or talent and ends up making a mess of things.

Steve can't build the room right. He thought he could do the electrics himself but it's just a fix'n'fail

fix'n'fail by master pjesdrw34 April 2, 2021

Fix News 

The far-right junkie's daily injection of toxic fantasy and rage.

He needed it bad, needed it now! now! startin' to shake 'n where's the remote? Where is my Goddamned remote?! Ping! and oh, right there! Hannity!!... ahhhhh... there... my Fix News, okay man, rigged, fraud, reverse the election, dead voters, Venezuelan ballots and man-made covid 'cause Melania takes her mask off in the goddamned children's hospital and the kids do not get sick and die, one kleenex and so what?! not over, man, not over, second term landslide starts inauguration day... better now, so... much......... better.

Fix News by Monkey's Dad December 20, 2020

Fix a nigga syndrome 

"Fix a nigga syndrome" refers to the female mind set that she is capable of fixing his inner demons.

Female: He claims he's going through a lot, I don't know how much I can take of this, but I love him, and I'm going to give him another chance.

Female friend: Girl you got that "fix a nigga syndrome, you need some help.

Fix a nigga syndrome by Girlpowerusa March 1, 2019

Fix-A-Net day 

A Portuguese holiday where the men get to have two beers while they mend their fishing nets.
Falls on the Friday two weeks before Christmas.

Co worker 1: Where is Jeff today?
Co worker 2: It's Fix-A-Net day, so he had to stay home and be with his family.

Fix-A-Net day by Charlie Bear April 28, 2006

nigga fix 

A shitty attempt at trying to fix a problem.

Friend: Bro my phone ain't working
You: alright I'll hit you up with a nigga fix.

nigga fix by J. Relatio September 24, 2017

nigger fix

substandard work or repair

I put the nigger fix on the steps so I could get away from the job quicker.

nigger fix by laughingdoginc July 19, 2012