beernf 

1. After telling somebody off, add this word to give it some more umph.
2. After accomplishing a really hard yet nerdy feat give it some extra power by adding it to the end of a sentence.

1. (Guy A) You really suck.
(Guy B) Well your mom sucks! Beernf!

2. I totally beat the last level in Katamari Damacy! Beernf!!

beernf by Robot November 23, 2004

beerflakes

What happens when a desperate (single) guy has no milk in the morning for the cornflakes.
Mixing it with Beer.

John: Hey dude, I made some awesome beerflakes.
Sam: We still have milk you know.
John: Yeah but it's so much better this way.
Sam: I wanna move out.

beerflakes by BonkPower October 20, 2010

Beerny

A state of beer-craving; Usually results from a combination of boredom and thirst and can be induced by any conversation involving beer, brewing or a post-work visit to a brewery, brew pub, bar etc. Similar to being horny, except gratification can only be achieved by drinking beer.

John: You look pretty down, what's up?
Adam: I am seriously beerny right now.
John: Well we can stop off at the brew pub on the way home and pick up a pint or two.
Adam: Sounds good to me!

Beerny by ZBT4Lyfe1 August 24, 2012

Beernoculars 

This term is used to describe a state of intoxication beyond that of Beer Goggles. In which the subject is particularly unnattractive to the point where you would need to consume even more alcohol to compensate.

"You were sporting some major Beernoculars last night bro, that chick was pushing the 300lb barrier!"

Beernoculars by grittz November 18, 2007

Beernabis 

The combined ingestion of beer and cannabis, generally though drinking and smoking respectively, thus "Beernabis".

DUDE! I was going to go get some more Hefe-Weizen, but I was already too beernabised to find my car keys.

Beernabis by HamburgerHellHat March 12, 2008

beerf

A. 1. n. Combining the words "beer" and "beef" to mean a beer whose smoky or rich aftertaste reminds you of meat. Generally a dark beer or heavy lager.

B. 1. v. Combining the words "beer" and "barf" to mean vomiting caused by consumption of alcohol (primarily beer). 2. n. The product of vomiting caused by consumption of alcohol (primarily beer).

Man, taste this--I think the flavor is rich enough to be considered beerf.

Man, let me get some more of that beerf! I'm hungry!

Oh, dude... I think I'm gonna beerf. Get me a bucket.

Disgusting! I've got beerf all over my shoes!

beerf by Talmanes March 3, 2006

Beernivorous 

1)A state of being where one is reliant on beer to survive

2)Rare hybrid of human and robot that gains all its nutrition from Beer

I think i'm turning beernivorous

Beernivorous by Richard Vernon November 22, 2005