Mark Twain

A man who came up with approximately 50% of all quotes used today.

"Let there be light"

-God famously quoting Mark Twain

Mark Twain by JJHOUSEE September 12, 2010

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mark twain

This is the pen name of Samuel Clemens. Also, it is riverboat slang, meaning the water is deep enough for the boat.

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A man who spends most of his later years with underage girls.

oh look another mark twain is on tv.

Mark Twain by oh sheeeet November 30, 2010

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A Master bating method where someone else grabs your junk and you grab their hand to work your junk.

Jeremy was tired of feeling his own dick so he used chuck to perform the Mark Twain so Jeremy could get off

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A slimy school for little boys who juul and fail their classes. Also why are the school colors so bad like come on guys

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Much like a hitler but used with seamen, creating the illusion of a white mustache

I gave Brett a Mark Twain while he was sleeping

Mark Twain by Mike-man November 13, 2005

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he lived in hanible a small town with nothing much there.

old writer that lived in the day he was a pimp

mark twain by johny November 18, 2004

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