Boondoggle

Using corporate funds to visit a client that you really don't need to see. The real reason for visiting the client is to explore the area, visit a friend, try the food scene, or some other personal reason not associated with work. Your boss is unaware of your true motive and believes you are actually conducting work.

Salesperson 1: "Jim is going to Hawaii to visit his client next week."
Salesperson 2: "Bullshit. Jim's client there is tiny. That's just a boondoggle so he can surf all week. I bet he only goes to the office once."

Boondoggle by FQ_GFY February 10, 2020

Boondoggle

a business trip, often to an exotic destination, in which you do more relaxing/fun stuff than work

During my boondoggle in Honolulu, the company put me up in a mighty nice resort hotel. I came home with a great tan.

Boondoggle by creaternity May 31, 2006

boondoggle

1.- An unnecessary or wasteful project or activity.

2.- A hopeless Case

3.- Some sort of deformed toy made from parts of other different toys

"Holy shit of Jesus Martha, stop boondoggleing and so something productive"

"You're such a Boondoggle, all you like to do is drink urine while staring at the dead corpse of your grandma"

"Is that a Boondoggle you've got there, It's pretty badass, it must have costed a fortune"

boondoggle by Rocketeam February 24, 2004

boondoggle

(verb) This occurs when you're in a school restroom and someone's pants are completely down and their ass is fully exposed, and then you decide to slap their bare ass cheeks.

Example: (Tyrese has his ass out) SMACK! "Damn bro you just boondoggled his ass."

boondoggle by stickpogo October 18, 2021

Boondoggle

To laze around. Procrastinate, if you will.

"SANS! ALL YOU DO IS BOONDOGGLE ALL DAY LONG!

Boondoggle by CrazyPhscoHarmlessBitch April 20, 2016

Boondoggle

A journey filled with shenanigans.

On our boondoggle in Laughlin Mr. Laughlin took us to his ranch and Patrick prepared a hot pocket for him.

Boondoggle by Bpcjamin February 21, 2015

Boondoggle

The act of braiding ones pube hair in varies patterns; which may include spiral, zipper, zig-zag, brick, etc.....

My wife pulled my pants down to perform oral sex and seen I had a few boondoggles dangling so she divorced me.

Boondoggle by That1Guy42069 July 24, 2023