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chavpool 

Chavpool is and alternative word for the small shithole of Blackpool. Its a rundown place next to a bit of water.

Chavpool can boast many records in cluding:

The highest rate of teenage pregnancy
The most homeless people in the country
The most herion addicts in the country

All this was proven by the government

The also have what is called a gypo. Gypos live in caravans and run crappy fairground rides and hook-a-duck. Chavpool is overrun by gypos.

These gypos tend to do things in half and not finish anything, This can been seen in the stadium of the great chavpool fc. Local chavs turn out in there hundreds on saturdays to see this great team. However due to locals the ground is only half finished.

The is also the golden shower mile, where normal people come to see the chavs on a saturday drink all there beer and piss on there land.

The locals tend to stick to themselves and therefore there only actually 4 families in the area with all of then breeding new chavs between them

Please beware when going there.
chavpool by Chav Edwards November 11, 2004
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chapoola 

A chap (friend) that acts or looks like an oompa loompa
"Who is that friend, I've never met him"
"oh, he is just one of my chapoola's"
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An amazing Korean Aussie leader who once dressed up as deadpool on his 107th episode of his live and this is his official name.

Some fans speculate that the amazing leader actually had a special guest who didn’t come because IT WAS 2AM!!
Hey did you hear that chanpool was a guest on one of chans lives”

“Yea. I’m so jealous
chanpool by 3m1_ch1m1 June 6, 2021

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
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The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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