Moosii 

Noun, plural. Part of the eternal quest to find an appropriate word for a number of moose: large, rocktacious creatures that have a cult following but no appropriate plural noun.

Due to the growing number of moosii references seen in the last year or two, it has been suggested by moosii enthusiasts that moosii will be the new monkey Realists note that moosii's noted lack of opposable thumb (and therefore poo-flinging) may hinder this.

Of the available possible plurals for moose, Moosii is clearly the most superior. It beats out moosen, mooses, and meese by far.

There is a herd of moosii roaming the streets of Minneapolis.

...A cult is following them.

Moosii by Lady Chevalier May 25, 2005

Moosii 

plural of moose, more than one moose, alternative to mooses

What happened to you?? Were you sexually assaulted by a group of moosii?

Moosii by Andy November 11, 2004

Moosin' 

Chillin' with a flat spliff in the dark alleys of Ottawa. The word is derived by the distinct Northern Canadian Moose's tendancies to hide in dark places, example, a canopy of thick, evergreen Canadian Pine trees.

"Maybe later I'll go moosin' with the lads after work."

Moosin' by Harry P. March 12, 2007

moosic 

music cows listen to

guy#1 what music do cows listen to?

guy#2 I don't know

guy#1 moosic!

guy#2 that was the stupidest pun i ever heard what are you 5!?

moosic by someguy291 September 29, 2010

Moosiah 

A moose that has come to save nature and bored humans alike, may also be a moose that is a positive role-model, a healer or a shamanistic moose. Moose are commonly wise although somewhat awkward animals. However Moosiah tend to be especially wise and gentle, if not ateast extremely skilled in the ways of the forest, using Upsidasium properly, being awkward and graceful at the same time and getting rid of Russian spies. Often accompanied by a squirrel.

1)For spiritual guidance in the woods or the directions to the nearest Upsidasium mine you should consult with a Moosiah.

2)The most popular and infact only well known Moosiah was Bullwinkle but they can be found in any forest which supports a moose population.

3)Moosiah are plentiful in the wildlife parks of Canada.

Moosiah by Trisbreya February 20, 2009

Moosi 

The REAL plural of Moose.
It is not 'Moose' or 'Meese'

"Look at those Moosi using their antlers to fly..."

Moosi by (Moosi_can_fly_using_antlers) February 16, 2009

mooshie butt 

A nicer, cuter, more PC way to say "wet fart".

1) The one girl said to the other, "I laughed so hard I think I may have mooshie butt."

2) When you wipe after a fart on the toilet, and the tissue is brown.

mooshie butt by freedom boy June 12, 2009