Pidgeoning 

The act of inserting a pidgeon in some-one else's anus, used as an act of retaliation, a proposition, a statement or a question.

A Statement: "David is a dirty pidgeoner"

A Threat: "If you don't stop looking at me I'll give you a good pidgeoning"

A proposition: "If you go get the lube I'll let you do the pidgeoning"

A question: "Would you like a sandwich or would you rather I stuck this pidgeon up your arse?"

Pidgeoning by Dr. Gonzo December 20, 2004

pidgeoning 

The act of seagulling, but defecating upon the victim at the same time. (usually done whilst the victim is asleep)

"Haha, Tim's asleep, shall I pidgeon him?!"

pidgeoning by zingit May 28, 2005

Pigeoning 

Tracking someone’s life and their career, academic, and intellectual pursuits in order to copy them or seize them

Boris keeps pigeoning me because he wants to get into Dartmouth!

Pigeoning by Dorgenrorgen January 1, 2020

pigeoning 

Wearing your Fitbit around your ankle (like a ringed pigeon) and wiggling it while sitting at your desk, in order to increase your step count.

I don't feel like going for a walk, so I'll be pigeoning today to reach my step goal.

pigeoning by neverkino October 12, 2020

pigeoning  

The act of gulling whilst standing on a monument/statue or from a window situated on the first floor or above.

David enjoyed pigeoning the next door neighbour from his bedroom window.

pigeoning by Miles Apart June 25, 2008

pigeoning 

The art of having a conversation with someone when you don't know anything about them, sometimes not even their name. Often (but not always) used when sharking (a.k.a picking up) women.

Hey man did you even know that girl you were talking to last night?

No I was just pigeoning.

pigeoning by LeKtiC July 22, 2010

Pigeoning 

Pigeoning is the urban equivalent of the coutryman's segulling.
It is an act best enjoyed in a group.
It involves predominantly but not exclusively, males depositing their excited bodily excretions on a windscreen whilst watching an act of dogging. The ejaculate mimicking the appearance of avian faeces.

Whilst Zoe was busying cleaning Jim's BMW she couldn't help but get annoyed by the stuborn remnants from all the pigeoning the night before

Pigeoning by blue2sapphire September 25, 2016