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Schlanket 

A somewhat cursed blanket covered in images of Jschlatt's face.
"What's on your bed?"
"That's my new custom made schlanket!"
Schlanket by CursedV June 19, 2022

thank you schmank you 

When you want to shut someone up. You use it and become a sarcastic bastard. Somehow, it pretty much works in any situation.
Professor: Blah blah blah boring lecture
random kid: Ok yeah, thank you schmank you

schmenged 

ive been schmenged
schmenged by Cangh Jui May 15, 2003

schmeeked 

Bro you're schmeeked
schmeeked by Jgar1234 October 1, 2015

schmacked 

"yo, last night was crazy! matt was so schmacked, him and eric started goin at it!
schmacked by qwertygirl03 October 17, 2008

Schmacked 

When you are overly high or drunk. This can be from several things ranging from nicotine to weed to lean to alcohol. To know if you are schmacked look yourself in a mirror and see if you can stand still. If this objective is failed then your SCHMACKED.
Mike Hunt : yo dawg I was schmacked asf last night.
Barry McKoginer : Damn i was scmacked on tuesday.
Schmacked by whiteguy420 December 24, 2018