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Failboater 

An expression often used in gaming cliques describing someone who consistently performs poorly OR does not always come through

Derived from Failboat, failboater is a word describing someone who is often on a boat of fail
"Ricky hasnt got a kill in over two whole games what a failboater"

"Sherry didnt come over last night, she never seems to have time for me anymore what a failboater"
Failboater by Shimmytomyleft November 24, 2009
Related Words

failbrat 

A fangirl who keeps trying to make herself look good but her arguments come up short.
That girl is such a failbrat. She give the only good reason for like the Jonas Brothers is that they are "HAWT"
failbrat by AlisaGirl1990 August 23, 2009

Failabration 

The act in celebrating the reoccurence of fails. Failing more than usual so that it calls the need to be recognized in an elegant manner.
Brunette:"Where did my blonde friend go?"
Red-head:" She is having a failabration."
Brunette:"HAHA idiot."
Failabration by Cissy<3 June 17, 2010

failbate 

When you think you're beating off to an underage girl, but you find out that she's actually over 18.
I got so excited and rubbed one out when my neighbor's kid left her curtains open last night, but I realized it was a total failbate when I saw her at Costco signing up for a membership this morning.
failbate by Mutard January 25, 2022

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026