Polston 

A wannabe internet celebrity that utilized a bizarre lexicon and sports the argumentative skills of an autistic 12 year old in an attempt to prove ridiculous conspiracy theories.

"You think the 9/11 attacks were committed by Vince McMahon so he could get ratings on a tribute show? Quit being such a polston".

Polston by Shartlicle December 17, 2015

polston 

Stubborn ; hard-Headed and its their way or the highway. Has a very high temper

That Polston needs to get a grip

polston by Kpdagger May 14, 2015

Polston Surprise 

When a man is fucking a girl from behind and spits on her back to stimulate nutting, then pulls out and proceeds to tell her that he has nutted. When she turns around he jerks himself and nuts on her face, much to her surprise.

Originated in Kansas by a man who’s name will be changed to protect his identity, here he will be called Mike. The first written record of a Polston Surprise was a letter to the reader story section of Play Boy magazine in 1989 the August issue, by Mike himself. The Polston part of the name is unknown in origin.

Alex gave that girl a Polston Surprise last night, she didn’t see THAT coming

Polston Surprise by Bigtuna6969 March 15, 2019

Poston Junior High 

If you thought tanacon was a shitshow then you obviously haven’t been to Poston Junior High. This school has drugs underage drinking AND mormons. The students here have a great faculty! This includes: that shark bitch ms. Hoe-ard, Gay ass motherfucker mr. raper, and fuckin mr. clean. More bithces have gotten pregnant here than in your uncles pre owned acura legend.

Tim: I went to Kino today that shit was fucked up
Moby: have you been to poston junior high

Poston Junior High by that_one_oot March 15, 2019

postonme 

a cheesy knock-off of the fabulous urban dictionary wall. you can "schedule" your posts there for a whole hour, but be assured, no one will see it, because that site is dead as fuck...recently pwned by someone scheduling"suckiest. wall. EVER! for days on end.

that wall, postonme sux hard, the one at urban dictionary is much better.

postonme by da trick biatch May 4, 2006

postonme 

a cheesy knock-off of the fabulous urban dictionary wall. you can "schedule" your posts there for a whole hour, but be assured, no one will see it, because that site is dead as fuck...recently pwned by someone scheduling"suckiest. wall. EVER! for days on end.

that wall, postonme sux hard, the one at urban dictionary is much better.

postonme by da trick biatch May 3, 2006

polytonic

A group of people all in a platonic relationship with one another.

Person A: Hey look at those guys!
Person B: Yeah, they must be in a polytonic relationship.

polytonic by franm August 9, 2017