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a meterosexual male,(100% british beef) who wears shirts that resemble grandmothers curtains. Only to be made unimaginably worse by making these curtains florescent colours!...(such shirts can be obtained in all local homeware shops!) The result being that he is visible to all man,so much so, that the lebanons can see him from beirut and think its a sign from god!
Said man, thinks this is such a good look that it gives him the unbelievable power to pull every bit of skirt that may cross his path!
Said man, suffers from dillusions. We have come to the conclusion that the glare, from his grandmothers hideous curtains, (which he insists on wearing a> because for some bizarre reason unbeknown to anyone, he actually thinks he looks cool, and b> because its Hugo Boss dont ya know!! And dont for one second let the thought that it might be some of topshops cheap shit cross your mind for a second!) has had a profound affect on what very little brain matter he may have had in the first place. And lets face it, there cant have been that much to start with, if he actually thought it was a good idea to even consider wearing the thing in the first place! A curt, a rare and utterly unbelievable, and inexplicable race of bad taste people. (also known as Southern, shandy drinking, fairy bastrads!)
A curt, the guy who thinks its cool to walk round barcelona wearing a pair of his grandma's old curtains.
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Pull a curt 

When you agree to plans knowing that you won't attend. Then around 1 hour before you say you can't make it or just don’t show up
Hey you feel like going for some drinks on Friday?

Yeah of course.. What time?

Around 9pm?

Perfext

*8pm friday* sorry I think I'm going to pull a curt, my parents have shown up.
Pull a curt by Jeyzon February 13, 2018

Pulling a Curtis

Watching two people have an intense conversation in a group chat and then typing 'lol' during the awkward silence that comes afterwards.
Sam: Oh my god I hate you
Tim: Whatever dude
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Tom: LOL
Sam: He's pulling a curtis again
Pulling a Curtis by MensWear September 2, 2019

Pulling a Curtis

"Man, you pulling a Curtis on me?"
"Shit, man, no, I'm just scratching my balls."

slap a curtain day 

The fantastic, exciting holiday where you search for a nereby curtain, and you guessed it, slap it! this beautiful holiday has been celebrated by many people of many different races and cultures and you (yes you) can celebrate it too! gather up the whole family on november 22nd to the family curtain made for slapping and have at it!
1: "Hey! Didn't you hear? It's November 22nd."
2: "Ooh, my favorite holiday! slap a curtain day!"
slap a curtain day by Durm November 22, 2021

Catching A Curtie 

When you sneak a nap in while on shift
Guy 1 “Hey, where’s Jerry?”
Guy 2 “I think he’s out behind the silos catching a curtie

hung like a spanish curtain 

A male endowed with a thick and heavy penis