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punching the midnight squirrel
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THE ACT OF
LATE NIGHT
MASTERBATION
, WHILE USING NO LUBE OR ANY OTHER SUBSTANCES (RAW HAND TO
GENITALIA
).
NO
NETFLIX AND CHILL
FOR ME
LAST NIGHT
, I RESORTED TO
PUNCHING
THE MIDNIGHT SQUIRREL.
by
@The Hojer
December 8, 2015
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