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A person who eats dry oatmeal....usually a wierdo.
Oh my gosh look that guy is doing a "Gordie. What a fucking wierdo!
GORDIE by harry assfacedickhead November 17, 2017
A guy who drinks too much, gets crazy and then throws a pint over a girls head and/or strangles her!
Mate, you oughta do a "Gordie" on her ass!
Gordie by J-Maine January 23, 2008
The most dangerous, big haired, white kid in town. Usually packing heat, and can be found guzzling Fireball by the gallon.
That kids such a gordie
A very drunk man who believes it's funny to pour drinks and/or pull pranks on others.
Morris: Liam is being suuuuch a Gordie right now.
Mia: IKR!? Such an asshole!
Gordie by hahahahaha....NO! December 6, 2010
Rapoo: Hey Ranjid, India is the most superior country in the world!
Ranjid: GORDIE! It is the approval of the voice of India!
Gordie by Texa January 5, 2013
An unlucky guy usually of the swimmer orientation.
Boy: Okay, so there's a girl and she's laying there all ready for Gordie and all of a sudden he falls and gets knocked out and the girl just gets up and leaves.
Girl: That is Gordie's luck

Gordie: Yeah, that would happen to me
Gordie by Jourt March 5, 2010