Definitions by Jourt

Gordie 

An unlucky guy usually of the swimmer orientation.

Boy: Okay, so there's a girl and she's laying there all ready for Gordie and all of a sudden he falls and gets knocked out and the girl just gets up and leaves.
Girl: That is Gordie's luck

Gordie: Yeah, that would happen to me

Gordie by Jourt March 5, 2010