Peener 

combination of penis and weiner

Person 1:"You don't have a peener"

Person 2:"Well fuck you!"

Peener by Jack_Pack November 20, 2013

Peener 

Penis + Weiner = Peener

It's just more fun

Peener Peener Mansee has a weiner.
Sarah has a peener
That boy is a peener.

Peener by Peener October 13, 2004

peener 

1. A person, especially a man, regarded as being a goon, dufus, or dumb ass an ineffective person.
2. a contraction of the words penis and wiener ie. peener the bizarro world equivalent of which would be a weenis.
3. Vulgar Slang. A penis.

I can't believe I forgot about that. Maybe I have amnesia or maybe I was just a peener.

Excuse me, that was my peener you just groped.

peener by nick May 9, 2006

Peener 

To have an erection caused by a build up of urine.

Zak are you getting a boner for Becca?!?

No, It's a peener I swear.

Peener by MWE91 July 7, 2011

peener 

The appearence of having an erection caused by a full bladder. Can lead to awkward moments.

Man 1: Aw, dude! You're getting a boner from those elementary school children? What is wrong with you?!

Man 2: No No No! It's just a peener, I swear!

peener by wpk914 January 9, 2010

peener 

penis,, male organ,

kiss my large peener

peener by Ratty March 7, 2003

peener 

an extremely annoying small person, usually a male with brown hair

hey that serve was out!
ugh. he's such a peener

peener by tennischicas April 26, 2011