Hoiner 

Someone who is a total jerkface. Someone who is so totally full of themselves, that even THEY know it. Basically, just a blubbering bafoon. Can also be used as a term of endearment amongst close bros.

Example #1
Bro #1: Dude, that guy is a freaking hoiner! I can't stand him!
Bro #2: I know! He is so full of himself! Let's kick the crap out of him!

Example #2
Clos Bro # 1: Dude! You are such a hoiner!
Close Bro #2: Thanks! I love you too man!

Hoiner by doucheface November 27, 2015

heinerscheid 

Doing the complete opposite of what should be done and destroying yourself in the process

Bud Lite pulled A heinerscheid by pissing off all of its customers

heinerscheid by TylerGi April 19, 2023

hoenerd 

Your dads a hoe and your mums a nerd they made you and now your a HOENERD

Hoe + Nerd = hoenerd

hoenerd by I’m a dictionary 123456 March 15, 2018

honered

Pronounced with a long "o".

A portmanteau of "honored" and "boner," used to describe one being arroused by an honorific situation, especially by having vast amount of power bestowed upon oneself. The first recorded use was in a Tweet by a newly inaugurated American leader.

I am honered to serve you, the great American People, as the 45th president of the United States!

honered by Hotpotato88 January 22, 2017

james horner 

Causing eargasms since 1953

I got goosebumps after hearing one of James Horner's compositions

james horner by noobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb June 30, 2011

Hoyner 

Brings Hurl everywhere, cries after losing friendly games.

Wow, that guy is such a hoyner.

Hoyner by CareersPortal March 2, 2017

Hohner 

A strong dependable guy. Mature beyond his years. Hohners have women falling for them every time they turn around. Hohners have been know to be the best of friends and in most cases boyfriends. Hohners are the worlds greatest lovers and they can be trusted with anything. Hohners are nothing short of amazing.

no, Hohners are beastlier than chuck Norris

Hohner by Scoobydadoodobaboom November 26, 2010