shpants 

to long to be shorts, to short to be pants.

that idiot is wearing shpants.

shpants by ricky January 18, 2004

shpants 

A world wide clothing line, that legendary Arj Barker founded.
They also produce Shoodles (too much material to be sandals, not enough to be shoes) and Cojacks (to warm to be a jacket, not warm enough to be a coat)

"Honestly you'd think he's never heard the Shpanthem before, dude"

shpants by not arj barker April 21, 2005

shpants 

Shpants are NOT clam-diggers. Shpants are long "guy style" shorts worn on girls. This term/nickname was adopted July 2002 at Camp Merri-Mac. Shpants are usually worn by surfer and skater chicks. Remember, shpants are NOT clam-diggers. For all of you that think they are, you need to stop and reconsider.

Teenie Boppers are "too cool" for shpants.

shpants by Claire February 22, 2004

shpants 

Pants with zip-off bottoms. Can be worn as shorts or pants.

My shpants are so nice because I can take off the bottoms if I get too hot.

shpants by CrimsonVoid January 14, 2008

shpants 

A cross between shorts and pants

I'm wearing shpants and you're not, hahahahaha!

shpants by Anonymous March 24, 2003

shpants 

not clam-diggers, not pedal-pushers, not floods, not capris, not culottes, not knickerbockers, not breeches, not bermuda shorts, not pencil pants, just shpantz. When wearing shpants, one might hear the questions "buy me last pape, mistah?"

Hey girl, I like your shpants! I like that you paired them with heels.

shpants by Sir Shpants-A-Lot June 12, 2011

shpants 

shorts and pants at the same time.

dude look at those shpants. i want some. SHPANTS!! SHPANTS SHPANTS!

shpants by bailey October 12, 2004