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verb to be 'Timmed' is to be convinced, coerced, or literally forced to get absolutely arseholed beyond all expectations, Usually involves; heroic volumes of hard liquor, criminally late nights, moments of dubious morality, questionable choices, certain regrets, but priceless fun.....
Juande; Jesus Christ Ian, you look like cold shit.

Ian; I feel it man. Bumped into Tazer last night, and he proper Timmed me. Last thing I remember, I was swinging from that big-ass chandelier in Rhinos, with my pants around my ankles screaming 'spank me' to fourteen pissed off strippers.... Then things got really bad....
Juande; that's nothing, I heard Smarm got so Timmed, when he came to, he was holding a half pint of neat vodka, opposite some chap flat-faced on the table, and about 50 Russian gangsters cheering and shouting his name. Turns out he was in Riga, Latvia, which would been nice, but they started drinking in Richmond.
Timmed by Botski December 23, 2014
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getting the shit kicked out of you by a pair of Timberland boots; presumably in a ghetto context
That guy Keef got timmed when he was set up by some guys he was dealin' to.
timmed by August December 18, 2005
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Much like the classic wasted; To bring to a specific state by drinking alcoholic liquors. In the extreme.
Oh Man, I found Darth Vader really attractive last night, I must have been so Timmed
Timmed by boove December 11, 2011
To be unwillingly violently slapped in the face by a throbbing cock.
Dude here's a napkin it looks like someone Timmed you.
Timmed by Maddmunkey October 21, 2015
When somebody who doesn’t usually smoke takes way too big of a bowl, typically ending with them alone in the shadow realm in bed.
Dude you totally Timmed that bowl! Now you won’t be able to play MLB!
Timmed by Trevortimm June 6, 2022
To be timmed means you have gotten your daily fix from Tim Horton's, usually coffee.
John refused his co-worker's offer of bland office coffee, he got timmed on the way to work.
timmed by Theresa1120 July 24, 2006
A quality given to a person or object because of Tim.
"I bought some new ice cream, because it has not been timmed"
timmed by teen June 14, 2003