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Expanding Family Syndrome

the annoying tendency of family groups in stores and other public places to spread out and block access for other shoppers or patrons. seen more often during the holiday shopping seasons, but can occur at any time. EFS can cause unsuspecting people to be forced hard against walls, merchandise displays, etc., or to have to detour around the family group to get at something of interest. similar to groups of aircraft, families often spread into various "vee" formations, echelons, and the dreaded "random EFS," past which nothing can pass, not even light.
this past christmas while shopping at a well-known discount department store, i was accosted by a family of four walking in a row across the aisle. as i was checking out items to purchase, the family came upon me, the dad saying "excuse us," as if i had anyplace else to go. i chose to stand my ground, causing the mom to glare at me and the family to pass me single-file. in this manner i prevented an outbreak of Expanding Family Syndrome.

Expanding Universe 

The fleeing of galaxies from each other in the aftermath of the Big Bang.
We live in an expanding universe.
Expanding Universe by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

Expolding 

expolding is a fasion of telling someone you want their sex.
"awwww dez im expolding"

Explanding 

verb.
A term for when something is just existing and getting grosser.
The yellow colour kept explanding and became a poopy yellow.
Explanding by dontyattmedale March 2, 2020

explanding 

A combination of "explaining" and "expanding", meaning to add important context and detail to a complex issue that may have been briefly covered.
Explanding on Jim's answer, there's more details to the question you asked that in summary mean you're out of luck.
explanding by finnymcfinface August 19, 2020

expanding cunt 

1. a cunt that expands when it has a baby coming out of it
2. a cunt that expands when an overly large penis is inserted
3. a cunt that expands with a full packet of custard creams 'up there'
look at that expanding cunt, you cunt muffin crack whore. i'm gonna pop a cap in his expanding cunt ass
expanding cunt by room a February 22, 2009