Ivolution 

Evolution of an individual or family bloodline trait that is controlled by humans through indirect or direct manipulation of the genome, as opposed to a process of natural selection.

Timothy the basketball player and his three sons were all over 6 foot tall, thanks to science and the process of ivolution.

Ivolution by Dem Girlz September 14, 2015

ivolution 

Experience is primary. Space and time are fabrics with which experience weaves memory. Memories manifest as matter – structures woven by experience – where persistence enables the evolution of identity.

The evolution of space, time, matter, complex matter, heavier elements, acids & bases, amino acids, proteins, DNA, simple and multi-cellular organisms are all strands of a broader theme: ivolution

ivolution by thesearchforhylas October 18, 2023

italian isolation 

to be in a small shower naked with 4 italian girls while they wash eachother

"what did you guys do last night?"

"oh just some italian isolation."

italian isolation by el fen August 18, 2009

evolution 

How your pokemon change at certain levels!

"My Charamander got to level 16 and evolved into Charmeleon!"

"That's evolution"

evolution by Pkmn Master January 15, 2012

Sock Evolution 

The theory that socks evolve to the shape of one's foot. Thus making a differnce between a left sock and a right sock.

I felt so uncomfortable this morning because I wore an old pair of socks that went through sock evolution.

Sock Evolution by Dansla116 February 21, 2011

self isolation 

The act of distancing oneself from the wider public. Likely to be a result of fear of an oncoming zombie apocalypse, plague or COVID-19

Sarah pondered the on coming plague and though "f**k that, I'm off into self isolation in my camper van til it blows over"

self isolation by Zombie Avoidance Manoeuvre March 16, 2020

Dragonball Evolution 

The movie DBZ fans waited for for ten years but were extremely disappointed at how it turned out.

"Dude, Dragonball Evolution succkkkkked"

Friend 1: "Did you see the dbz movie?"
Friend 2: "No."
Friend 1: "Don't."

"What was that at the end? You're supposed to blow back after a Kamehameha, not towards it"

Dragonball Evolution by Jamesdrennan08 May 11, 2009