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The act of taken another families child. Raising them as your own. Feeding them only shit. Water them with niece milk. Changing their soil every now and then. Make sure they see sunlight at least once a month. Then name them Marcello and send them off to Mexico
My friend Kyle childing his neighbor's son.
Childing by UnwaryFour001 September 12, 2015
the act of being a child
i am childing when i make fun of my dad
childing by calls08 June 16, 2019
1. When disgraced sci-fi writer, comedian, and pepperoni salesman Patrick S. Tomlinson runs out of things to say and defaults to calling you "child" at the end of each sentence. Also done whenever Patrick gets upset or frustrated. Often followed by telling you to "Enjoy prison".

2. When those that follow Patrick S. Tomlinson imitate him in order to either mock Patrick or as a reference to his exploits, usually by referring to other people as a "stalker child".
1. Childing in action by Patrick "Shut your fucking mouth, child. ... Sshhh... No, child. You have nothing to say. Blah blah blah, you see? That's the things that are coming out of your mouth, child."

2. Watching Patrick's court hearing you could really tell he was desperate to start childing on the judge.
Childing by anonymous March 11, 2024

Destiny's Childing 

When you and your two main bitches coordinate your outfits by wearing different styles of the same fabric.
"Those girls are matching... No, they're totes Destiny's childing!"

See also: every single Destiny's Child outfit, ever.

bing chilling

Chinese word for "ice cream".

written as: 冰淇淋 (Bīngqílín)
This phrase was popularised among internet users, when John Cena, a professional wrestler,and actor spoke chinese to promote his upcoming movie amongst chinese people.
Zǎo ān, zhōngguó.
Xiànzài wǒ yǒu bīngqílín (bing chilling).
Wǒ fēicháng xǐhuān bīngqílín,
dànshì “sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9” bǐ bīngqílín hǎo ;

translates to:
Good morning, China.
Now I have ice cream.
I like ice cream very much,
but "Fast and Furious 9" is better than ice cream

Dooky chilling 

The process in which you have casual conversation while taking a dump. This person can be your spouse or your neighbor/anyone who can withstand the odor and not be offended. The idea is to find someone who will chill while dropping the kids at the pool.
Dooky chilling is so much fun.
Dooky chilling by Crocodile1 September 24, 2018