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That mate in your group that takes on contracts to slay the ugly beasts found amongst a group of attractive women.
"Hey bra check out those snipes over there!"
"Yeah but it's too dangerous to make a move what if the one that looks like a cave troll goes for us"
"No worries man. Keith's a witcher. Buy hima few shots and he'll slay that beast"
Witcher by LodewijkV February 12, 2019
A freakin cool game about a Witcher named Geralt of Rivia. A witcher is genetically engineered monster-killing machine!
U kill alot of monsters and fuck women! It's pretty funny^^
I love killing wraiths in the night and fuck hookers in the day^^ IM A WITCHER AND I LOVE IT!!!!
witcher by Andreas the coolest February 25, 2008
When you play with or interact with another man's anus while they are asleep or unconscious
Bro, Phil got completely witchered by Henry last night!
Witcher by BigBenis69 April 16, 2017
the type of guy who likes to fuck magical beings in human form. ex a witch
dude i like being a witcher it makes me feel so good
witcher by putang inang addik June 25, 2016
A person that has suffered several mutations, gifting them with several resistances and magical powers. These folk are tasked with the hunting of monsters, dispelling of curses and concocting of potions, for a fair price.
I had to hire a witcher to help me with a curse that was haunting my daughter. - some peasant.
Witcher by B1gB0ss November 26, 2018
A person that underwent rigorous training, suffered several mutations and has been gifted with several resistances and magical powers. They're tasked with the killing of monsters, dispelling of curses and concocting of potions, in exchange for coin.
Peasant: I hired a passerby Witcher to kill the drowners by the bridge. He should be done by now.
Witcher by B1gB0ss November 26, 2018