shitsplit 

The act of sharting whilst sporting a g-string causing the fecal matter to become disrupted by the interfering underwear and launch forth in two separate directions.

Dude! That erotic dancer just performed a shitsplit on my lap!

shitsplit by The Jarvis February 20, 2006

Shitsplit 

Something so ball droppingly amazing that when you take to the crapper you will find to your amazement your shit has indeed been split.

Dude, Gary, did you check out E3 '08?
The Microsoft part was shitsplitting!
I had to change pants!

Shitsplit by MassaRee August 8, 2008

Sir ShitsAlot

Someone, usually a guy, who has dirrhea. Especially after Taco Bell.

Where's sir shitsalot at?

tim?

Yeah.

at taco bell again.

Sir ShitsAlot by awesomeman134679 December 28, 2010

Shitsplosion 

Explosive diarrhea that comes out of no where.

A long night of fun planned was suddenly ruined when my boyfriend had a Shitsplosion walking to the game.

Shitsplosion by Mcubed January 13, 2009

shitolitis 

a sudden rush of shit to the brain resulting in a inability to think properly/logically

what did he fuck up? well, he was hit by a bout of shitolitis. couldn't get it in his head what had to be done and done correctly.

shitolitis by theanglingaddict December 15, 2009

shitslut 

a slut who participates in scat sex

She stinks like a shitslut

shitslut by bleno December 10, 2009

shitsplash 

the back rim of the toilet underneath the toilet seat. Often shit splashes back there and sticks, especially during diarrhea dumps. Many people will not even bother to wipe the shitsplash off after blasting out a diarrhea shit - to the disgust and dismay of the next person that needs to use it. This word is derived from the term "backsplash" - the wall in the kitchen between the counter and the bottom of the cabinets where prepared food will often splash against during preparation. However - in this case - its shit splashing against it.

Joe took a dump in the public bathroom in the mall - it was a huge diarrhea explosion - when his ass exploded shit splattered all over the back wall of the toilet- also known as the shitsplash after he dumped, he flushed the toilet and shit residue was still there. rather than wipe it off he left it there to the dismay of the next person that used the toilet.

shitsplash by cozzdogg1 May 28, 2012