Russian love 

Vodka. Mostly used for Smirnoff. Initials are RL and are usually initialled on the bottle to distinguish from normal water.

(pouring vodka into water bottles) Oh yeah, russian love...

Russian love by DaAble September 20, 2009

Russian Love Poem 

The act of sodomizing your partner with a banana whilst they have a banana allergy.

The best Russian Love Poem I've had was actually in Uganda.

Russian Love Poem by VoNotAHoe April 13, 2019

Russian Love Match

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."

You are only 10 days away from meeting the woman of your dreams at Russian Love Match!

Russian Love Match by Joyousguy June 30, 2016

Russian love tap 

To knock out someone with a strong punch.

Yea so this guy named Nathan was being a bitch so I have him a Russian love tap.

Russian love tap by GreyTheHuman February 20, 2020

Russian Potato Love 

A male takes dried instant mashed potatoes and coats his penis with them. Then during anal sex, the man often reapplies abundant amounts of dried luke warm mashed instnt potatoes to his cock. When the man blows his potato filled load, the instant mashed potatoes turn into grits. The couple proceeds to enjoying a hearty bowl of grits.

Rob: Hey Abbey, what are you hungry for tonight?
Abbey: Im feeling a bowl of grits.
Rob: Homemade?
Abbey: How about some Russian Potato Love?

Russian Potato Love by JackOffMan November 20, 2009

russia's greatest love machine

In 1869, Pokrovskoye, Russia, a man named Grigori Rasputin was born.
He lived a great life, having sex with royalty and other people (some say over 100'000 women had sex with him) and is now known in the song - Rasputin - as "Russia's Greatest Love Machine"
If someone is described as being "Russia's Greatest Love Machine" they are a player and should be worshipped by their friends and family.

Person 1: "You know Alex?"
Person 2: "Yeah..."
Person 1: "He had sex with Lucy and Bridget last night"
Person 2: "Whoa, he's almost like Russia's Greatest Love Machine

russia's greatest love machine by BigYearSevenBoi February 1, 2019