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To make unwanted contact with the muscles, often an exposed bicep, of a swole dude. Generally followed by sexist degrading remarks such as "Oh you're so strong".
"I was out trying to just have a good night with the lads, but the sluts at the club kept swolesting me...."
Swolest by SoulEntropy August 14, 2013
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stonestreet 

A human being soaked in the waters of victory for all of eternity. He or she puts chumps in their place and triumphs over all.
Damn, that stonestreet took out the whole team in like two seconds
stonestreet by Conners February 17, 2008
(Business letter): "I will look into the issue and get back to you soonest."
soonest by Bilham April 6, 2014
The earliest next opportunity. Grammatically superlative variation of the word soon.
(E.g. as a conclusion to an email) Charles will get back to you soonest.
Soonest by rakibo February 26, 2020

Royal Sonesta 

The act of authoritatively penetrating a woman while recording the dirty deed, consent optional.
Dude I met a chick at a bar last night, ended up giving her the Royal Sonesta treatment. She loved it.
Royal Sonesta by Classy Glasses December 12, 2018

swoester 

Swoester means "cool", "relaxed", "great", "superb".
"That car is really swoester!" or "I had a swoester night" or "That guy is soooo swoester!"
swoester by Rinco August 19, 2006