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shin-dick 

Using a woman's shin as an aiming device by resting the penis on her shin right before ejaculating for full facial targeting practice.
The only way he was able to hit her perfectly in the eye was by using the classic shin-dick position.
shin-dick by shin man September 11, 2010

shin bashed in the dick bag 

The brutal art of absolutely destroying a man's no-no zone with your shin at such speed and with such a tremendous force, you effectively castrate him.
Person one: Yo man, did you hear that Ethan just got shin bashed in the dick bag by Big Bully Bobby
Person Two: Holy fuck is he ok?
Ethan: *Limps over* AW SHIT MAN MAH BALLS! *Collapses dead on the ground*.

dick shiner 

1) Richard Earl "Dick" Shiner is a former professional American football quarterback who played in eleven National Football League seasons from 1964-1974 for six different teams.
2) an astute masturbator
Dick Shiner isn't just Howie's favorite QB of all time. It's the nickname he earned at summer camp for all the penis polishing he did in his bunk.
dick shiner by Vesper47 March 17, 2017

Dick Shingle 

One who is a total asshole, or acts assholeish. It is also used for when you wish to make an insult towards someone, yet wish to have some humor in a word.
I know, he's a total Dick Shingle.
Dick Shingle by Snorn July 6, 2010

dick shine 

A jerk off. One who shines cocks as in a shoe shine.
You see that son of a bitch? He is a real dick shine.
dick shine by superangrymonkey February 2, 2008

dick shine 

One that is a dumbshit. Not very Smart.
Matt Jury is a Dick Shine
dick shine by BIlly September 8, 2004