horse piss 

A slang term referring to bad, cheap, beer with a rather weak taste. Examples are Budweiser, Natty, Keystone, and Miller Lite, and Coors Light.

Rob: "Man, I wanna get WASTED tonight!!! Ya know what I'm sayin'?"
Mike: "Here, drink this can of horse piss."
Rob: "ALRIGHT DUDE!!! I love Natty Ice! 5.9% alcohol content baby! Get in my belly!" (chugs it)
Mike: "Uh, that was a joke, man. Mr. Ed just took a leak into that can, seriously. I didn't think you'd actually drink it."
Rob (loses his lunch all over the floor)

horse piss by Nick D August 26, 2004

Horse Piss 

When one has to take such a long and lengthy piss after holding it in for an absurd amount of time.

This piss mimicks one that would come out of a massive horse cock (Thick and Steamy), although it is coming out of your average human schmeckle.

Gary “I’ll be back boys, I have to go take a huge horse piss with my rhino chode.”

Horse Piss by LTG69969 January 16, 2024

horse piss shower 

Taking a shower where the water temperature is luke warm or tepid. Caused by heavy demand of water heater's supply of hot water through heavy hot water use--other people taking showers or baths, laundry or dishwasher, etc. The temperature of the water is far from invigorating or comfortable. The water is barely warm, just like horse piss.

Hal: Are you expecting alot of company for Thanksgiving vacation?

Frank: Yes, my son, his college roommate, my in-laws, aunt, uncle and cousins will all be at my house. I'll have to make sure I'm the first one in the shower, otherwise I'll have to take a horse piss shower.

horse piss shower by Graycat April 5, 2009

radioactive horse piss 

Cheap gasoline, typically expiring.

"All she's fuckin got in er is some old radioactive horse piss"

radioactive horse piss by ayobigboigimmedatyumyumsauce November 2, 2018

Radioactive Horse Piss 

Some sort of mysterious hydrocarbon fuel that may or may not run an engine. God knows what it's made of or how old it is. Often found in the fuel tanks of broken lawnmowers and abandoned trucks.

"I don't know what's in this jerry can. Probably just some radioactive horse piss."

Radioactive Horse Piss by Paperpaper22 May 18, 2020

Radioactive Horse Piss 

A rare type of possibly expired diesel fuel, the origins of which are unknown. Typically found in shitty old Fords in Albertan oilfields.

Before we fire this old piece of shit up, we gotta see if she's got any Radioactive Horse Piss in her tank.

Radioactive Horse Piss by CDRTickledick June 22, 2020

sack of unwanted horse piss 

Insult - derogatory term for someone who is offensive to one's senses.

Often abbreviated to 'Sack of Unwanted'

Fuck off! You sack of unwanted horse piss!

sack of unwanted horse piss by the girl who wanted to be GOD May 5, 2003